I dream of one day living near wind turbines. They are so white, pure, graceful, and smooth; they are absolutely fascinating. I would love to wake-up each day, look out a window, and see turbines. A turbine farm would be terrific. I’m different from your average person. so what.
Yesterday, I shaved my neck against the grain because that gives you a closer shave. Well, no one told me that if you had sensitive skin, it causes irritation, razor burn, and redness. I am in indescribable pain every time I talk or do anything. AAAAHHHHH!!!!
I have lived in my house for one year now and there is still one room in boxes… It’s my dad’s office stuff. Have you ever unpacked a library? I haven’t, but I feel it would be a lot like this. After about an hour in the room unpacking boxes with my mom and moving some furniture, at last… We saw carpet! Being able to see the floor offers a surprising amount of hope that this task is actually accomplishable (HA. I made a word. WOW, Merriam-Webster needs to get into the 21st century.)
I was at Micheal’s with my mom today. She needed craft supply for VBS. while there, I grew increasingly tired and cranky. I needed something to entertain myself with. I passed the rubber figurine section claiming to offer “hours of enjoyment.” I decided to test this for myself. Within minutes I had a mermaid riding a dragon, a diver corralling a panda, a dragon eating a cat, a hippo eating a pig, and a fairy steering a giraffe. I turned to join my mother at check-out just before a woman walking down the aisle could pass by me. I never looked to see her reaction, but I felt subtly accomplished since I knew she saw me put the finishing touches on the pig in the hippo’s mouth. This is what happens when I am tired, cranky, alone in a craft store, and left to entertain myself.
All these pictures on tumblr almost make me not hate cats, but I know they are truly evil. While incredibly photogenic, they are ultimately evil. All I need is to see one or hear a story about what one did and I will say, “See, that’s why I don’t like cats!”